Erroneously Thunk

January 13th, 2019

Sugar crash from too much cantaloupe - that's a melonious funk
Defrauding investors - that's some felonious bunk
Kid who eats too much deli meat - that's a balognious punk
Chest full of Italian ice cream - that's a spumonious trunk
All this worldwide white trash - that's some colonious junk
Best pianist in the world - that’s Thelonious Monk